I Survived Vegas and The VMA's

But just barely. That is my emergency room armband from the hospital last night. Some people bring back debt or a 'trick baby' from Vegas, I got a suspected case of food poisoning; learn from my experience and don't eat the sausage at the $5 breakfast buffet if it is still pink in the middle, no matter how drunk/hungover you are.

I hardly saw any soccer while I was away, only the US-Brazil match (Michael Bradley is growing up quick y'all) and the Portugal-Poland match. Oh and I some footage of Dema Kovalenko in a Bill Lambeer-style face-mask. Dude looks scary enough to star in the first footie themed horror movie. I saw a lot of other things out there though, some highlights (and in some cases low lights) were:

-Lemmy from Motorhead doing beer bongs with Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age at the Foo Fighters party in their suite.

-The nail in the coffin for Britney Spears career.

-People going funeral quiet every time Suge Knight walked by.

-Dave Grohl sitting on a lifeguard stand with a half-empty bottle of Jagermeister at the Palms.

-50 Cent. Like 5 times. Seriously, dude was more omnipresent than chlamydia and that shit is everywhere.

-Approximately 150+ models in Justin Timberlakes suite. Say what you want but that kid is living the dream.

-In what had to be the most inappropriate and innuendo filled moment of the weekend, Jamie Foxx pouring vodka into Jennifer Gardners mouth straight out of the bottle at the Belvadere party.

-Tommy Lee getting straight out decked by Kid Rock in a beef over Pamela "Clown Tits" Anderson.

-Strippers dressed as sexy LAPD officers in Fall Out Boys suite…which if you can look past all the police brutality stuff was actually kinda hot.

-Fall Out Boy doing damage at one of the buffet's. Those little emo kids can eat.

-Justice absolutely killing it on the turntables at their party at Beauty Bar.

-Foo Fighters covering Prince's 'Darling Nikki' with Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley on vocals…why can't he just sing on all their songs? Watch it here.